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Hiiii, you can call me Elle.

Forever a child. Bookworm. Sarcastic. Excitable.

Destiel, Johnlock, Sterek, Frostiron, Klaroline, Delena, Klamon, Cherik, and Khirk shipper. At this point, I think keeping track would be too tedious.

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bilesandthesourwolf:

subjecta5newtella:

bilesandthesourwolf:

EVERYTHING IS THE MAZE RUNNER AND NOTHING HURTS

EVERYTHING IS THE MAZE RUNNER AND EVERYTHING HURTS

TOUCHE

the-goddamazon:

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

I LAUGHED TOO HARD AT THE CAPTION BECAUSE I SAID THIS ONE TIME TO A JESSICA

(via thisisemobuddy)

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via dayone-greenie)

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

(via dayone-greenie)

trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

(via thisisemobuddy)

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

(via thisisemobuddy)

lgbtqute:

fawnbro:

lokicolouredglasses:

fandom-universe:

kungfucarrie:

The most dangerous phrase in the language is, “we’ve always done it this way.”

"Come on, let’s mix it up!" The heart surgeon says.

"B-but we’ve always done it this way!" The other replies, "this is how you replace a heart valve."

"That’s the most dangerous phrase in the human language!" The first surgeon replies haughtily as he inputs a fruit loop into the patient’s heart. "This will be his valve. He will be a fruit loop in a world of Cheerios."

(taken from this post on the experiments of Harry Harlow)

This is serious business, because this is a large part of how sexism, racism, homophobia, rape culture, ethnocentrism, etc. continue to happen.

That bullshit heart surgery example doesn’t even make sense though, does that person think that we’re still doing heart surgery the exact same way we’ve always done heart surgery? As if medicine isn’t constantly changing and updating? Wow it’s almost like people are finding excuses to not have to think critically about the world!

I’m p sure they were joking

(via insanity-is-the-air-i-breath)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via sourwolves)

actionables:

actionables:

We spent the day together
And the night apart
Talking to each other in our thoughts

He called me in the morning
His voice a soft shade of rasp
Saying that I was his choice of luck

(via pizza)